These men I can’t I am unable to can.
Might be cause I’m sleepy. But that’s the BEST thing ever
(Source: sarahxmay)
Via You Were Made To Be Ruled.
Just wonderin…
Am I the only one left that still likes Cauterize? Or even knows what they are?
My friend Sarah lives in Oshawa and she called me one random back-in-the-day day and said “So I went to the mall and the guitarist from that crappy band you like works there! Says they broke up AGES ago!”

Me: Buy me a pair of shoes. Get them autographed. Send them home
Sarah: Psh No that’s ridiculous

Bullet for my Valentine
Just going through my old music and I come across this band.
“Oh man! I used to LOVE this band!”
*listenslistenslistens* (And this NEEDS to be in caps)
YOUR TEARS DON’T FALLL THEY CRASH AROUND MEH! HER CONSCIENCE CAAALLS AND BEGS ME TO COME HOME..”
……
….There’s a reason I stopped listening to this band…
…..HAND OF BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

How to brush a retarded cat (Five Easy Steps)
Step 1: Lay brush on surface bristles up
Step 2: Position cat adjacent to brush
Step 3: Lay hand on cat
Step 4: Push cat onto brush
Step 5: Commence shaking of cat with hand(Warning cat may wrap around arm, wear sleeves)
This was my finished product

Does ANYONE on here listen to Chris De Burgh?
I know EVERY song!
(Source: notsayingbutfeeling)
Now, that great lord is dying,
His cold heart is crying, for the love of the girl.
For many an hour he has wept on the tower
For she meant more than the world.And once in the sky, a white bird flew by,
He lifted his hands, he cried out in pain
“Come back again…”
But his words were lost in the wind,His castle was built upon sand,
And all he has is a memory,
And all he yearns is her hand.
Ah ah, all he has is the memory,
And all he yearns is her hand.
I LOVE that song. It’s the greatest


